Intro: Am C F G Am C Candlelight and moonlight all around us F G I look into your eyes Am C You hold my hand underneath the table F G Am And I can't disguise the way I feel C F I could've wished a thousand wishes G Am For this night I can't believe C F That it's finally me and you and you and me G C Just us and your friend Steve G C Do do do do do do do Steve G F Do do do do do do do leave C What's the deal with your friend Steve? G hey, how it's going? Am C You took me out for whoppers and to the movies F G I was hoping for romance Am C You even took me to the Mexican circus F G Am I thought there was a chance we'd be alone C F I could've wished a thousand wishes G Am For Steve to disappear C F What the hecks your freaking problem? G C Why he's always here? G C Do do do do do do do Steve G F Do do do do do do do Go away C what's the deal with your friend Steve? G hey, how it's going? Am G It's not that I don't like your friend C F But how many hours with him can you spend? Am G And it's not that I don't think he's great C G But it's only you, only you F C I wanna fellate Am C Are you gay for Steve, I think you may be F G And that would be alright Am C But let a chick know just what your steez is F G Am So I know if I should shave tonight C F I could've wish a thousand wishes G Am 'Cause I like to be with you C F But it's always me and you and your friend Steve G C There's nothing I can G C Do do do do do do do Steve G F Do do do do do do do Seriously C what's the deal with your friend Steve? (mute) Oh, hey - Kate: You know what, I don't actually care how he's doing. Riki: Me either. C Steve